lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

(via dropsofzupiter)

Faction Mottos
Dauntless: yolo
Amity: ily
Candor: tbh
Erudite: fyi
Abnegation: wbu

straaya:

the morning ritual that every australian does in the morning

Straaya

(Source: neckbearcl, via the-divergent-demigod)

asian:

Go home bus you’re drunk

(Source: asian, via not-a-torpedo-technician)

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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(Source: mangocarta, via the-divergent-demigod)

gifthg:

Do you want a sugar cube? I mean it’s supposed to be for the horses, but, I mean who cares about them right? They got years to eat sugar…

(via anniecrestaa)

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(Source: clumsycarl, via phoenix-fyre23)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via i-am-the-winter-soldier)

zeramato:

Students who still have a lot ahead of them. Students like me, who still have dreams, goals, and students who still aim for achievements. But because of this tragedy, it all faded away. 

I bow and salute to the brave students who saved the lives of others and sacrificed themselves. They are heroes. They are people who deserves a lot better than awards. They deserve to be in Heaven, a place full of happiness and there will be no more sufferings. I also pray for the lives of the family and the people involved in this accident and specially the souls of these heroes.

I hope that the students who were saved by these mighty students will live their lives to the fullest, achieve their dreams and goals and love their family more. I also wish that they will live being inspired by the heroes who saved their lives. Please do so.

And for the captain, my middle finger salutes you. Live well. In guilt. Thank you.

#PrayForSouthKorea

(via mydraco)

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

(Source: hama0n, via i-am-the-winter-soldier)

twasitwas:

bvckyybarness:

heckybarnes:

"hey steve, did you see the funny thing? steve? steve?"

He is


With Steve

(via i-am-the-winter-soldier)